January 2012
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
Learn the difference between a man who flatters...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
bipch:
why do we watch a ball drop on new years
are we watching this new year become a man or
lumos-maxima:
Happy New Year! drive safely and I hope you all wake up next to someone you can remember in the morning!
voldy92:
2011was tuff, challenqinq, ii learned wut love iz, wut pain iz, i made new friends <3 i lost some old friends </3 i learned who i am and who i am not. but no matter wut i am who i am. liv lyff w/ no reqretzz. i am stronqer now. cant wait 4 2012. new year new me <3333;xoxo (;
perfect. exactly what I was gonna say
thoughtzfade asked: you and your boyfriend are cute !! :)
December 2011
Anonymous asked: Do you enjoy sex?;)
Anonymous asked: i want to put this dick inside you